Stuff MaddySho Likes.
My life goal is to become as patient as Michelle Duggar without getting pregnant.
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I look like a homeless barbie for something. But I’m in germany so I’m sure no one noticed
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You know why I hate the iPhone? That damn stargazer app. I HATE SPACE. What the hell is it? If there is a higher being, and I die and I get up to the pearly gates, the first question I’m going to ask is “what the fuck is up with space? what are you doing with all that shit?” because you know, at the end of the day, he’s a businessman and that’s a lot of unused real estate
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15 Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent →
1. Zhaghzhagh (Persian)
The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.
2. Yuputka (Ulwa)
A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.
3. Lampadato (Italian)
Addicted to the infra-red glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.
4. Luftmensch (Yiddish)
The Yiddish have scores of words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense. Literally, air person.
5. Iktsuarpok (Inuit)
You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet? This is the word for it.
6. Cotisuelto (Caribbean Spanish)
A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.
7. Pana Po’o (Hawaiian)
“Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.
8. Gumusservi (Turkish)
Meteorologists can be poets in Turkey with words like this at their disposal. It means moonlight shining on water.
9. Vybafnout (Czech)
A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.
10. Mencolek (Indonesian)
You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.
11. Faamiti (Samoan)
To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.
12. Glas wen (Welsh)
A smile that is insincere or mocking. Literally, a blue smile.
13. Bakku-shan (Japanese)
The experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.
14. Boketto (Japanese)
It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.
15. Kummerspeck (German)
Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.(via feastingwithgans)
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granola bars here suck”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corny_%28muesli_bar%29
“special k bars kind of suck too”
“well they suck less than corny bars which is the only brand of granola bars in the whole country”
“Corny is produced in different forms, there are seven varieties in different flavors, such as the chocolate bar, the exotic coconut bars besides, in the taste nutty and banana. Moreover, even the sport yogurt bar that dark chocolate bars and the limited winter, in the taste sweet and salty flavor. In fall 2006 the eloquent fresh goat flavor was introduced.”
“please tell me that was google translate not the website itself”
“its the website”
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I want to watch the hoarders where they found all the dead cats”
“that’s normal.”
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LOLadelphia!: How to Speak Philadelphian: "GIMMIE SOME DAPP!" →
So how many times this happen to you…you’re out with you friends and one of them (be it a young bul or an old head) say something funny. Like really goddamn fucking spit out your drink all over people funny. You want to congratulate your friend for making you nearly shit yourself while wearing…
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I spotted this sign while I was in Washington DC last week, and all I can really say about it is…”What the hell is this crap?”
This is the Philadelphia WATER ICE Factory and they are selling tacos, and apparently fries and cheesesteaks as well. Don’t get me wrong, I love tacos, cheesesteaks, and fries, but not at the same place that sells my goddamn water ice!
Just as an aside…taco’s? This is horrible grammar. What do the tacos own? And more importantly, who gets their tacos from a place that sells water ice? What the hell is going on here? You have a lot to learn about food and water ice, DC. Just saying.
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I wasn’t sure if I wanted kids or not before. Then I started riding SEPTA more frequently. Now I never want kids of my own. SEPTA is my birth control.
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doesn’t cheating twice give you a pretty good idea that it’s not in the cards for the two of you? and yet, Sammi and Ronnie went through with the wedding
